Today I was in Walgreens and they were having a bake sale near the checkout -- for some local school, I'm thinking. No, they were selling homemade cookies and brownies to benefit juvenille diabetes. That struck me as funny, or tragic, so I asked the cashier if they were at least sugar-free. He said no, the staff had made them, so he was pretty sure they weren't.
I couldn't quit smiling. I had to make sure I wasn't seeing things: "You're............selling desserts.....................for juvenile diabetes?"
Now he gets it. "Is is diabetes?" (Looks at sign.) "huh."
Did I mention this was a drugstore?
No, I did not have a camera.